Monday, November 14, 2011

Candy "Cain" (I Did Not Sexually Harrass Those Women) Is Not Ready For Prime Time

"The Candyman", Hermann Cain who has denied sexually harassing not one but four different women has dropped from first to third in the Republican Presidential Primary Polls, just two points ahead of the other self destructing political neanderthal Governor Rick Perry. After today's Rick Perry like mental meltdown when answering a question on Libya, look for him to drop down into the cellar of the race where he can at least converse in a sexually harassing way with Michele Bachmann...when asked what ice cream flavor she would be, Cain recently replied, "Tuiti Fruiti".

The apparently new favorite flavor of the week in the ABM (anyone but Mitt) race is "Mr. Vanilla" himself, Newt Gingrich who is now in a statistical dead heat with Mr. "I'm So Rich" Romney. Wonder what is going to happen next week after the political pundits drag all of Newt's dirty laundry out from days gone by...and trust me, there is plenty of dirty laundry to talk about. Could it be that we could still see Ron Paul emerge as the torch bearer for the Republican Party in the 2012 Presidential Campaign? If not, they still have time to recruit Donald Trump.